🏴 STAGQUEST
Edgar's Highland Send-Off
He came as a stagg, he shall return as king in the north
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The Highland Adventure Awaits!
Join us for an unforgettable weekend in the Scottish Highlands as we celebrate Edgar's last days of freedom!
From whisky tasting to Highland games, we've planned the perfect Scottish send-off for our favorite stag in beautiful Claonaig.
April 30 - May 4, 2025
Claonaig Highland Lodge
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🧳 What to Bring
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📅 Program
🏰 The Venue
Our Breathtaking Highland Retreat
Perched on the edge of Scotland's dramatic coastline with panoramic views of the mountains and sea
🏰 Our Highland Hideaway
Our home for the weekend
Address
Suleskerry, Skipness, Tarbert PA29 6YG, UNITED KINGDOM
WiFi Details
Network: Suleskerry
Password: SuleskerryPA29
Getting There
How to find the lodge without getting lost in the Highlands
From Glasgow Airport
After picking up the rental cars, we'll head north on the A82 towards Tarbert. The journey takes about 2.5 hours through some of Scotland's most breathtaking scenery. We'll stop at Tesco to gather provisions before continuing to our Highland hideaway.
Local Transport
We'll have rental cars for the duration of our stay. Remember, in Scotland they drive on the left side of the road - like proper folk! And mind the single-track roads with passing places - they're not for the faint-hearted!
🏴 Scottish Guide
🏴 Scottish Language Survival Guide
Master these phrases to blend in with the locals and impress your fellow stags!
Pro Tips:
- • Speak with confidence and don't be afraid to roll your R's
- • The more whisky you drink, the more authentic your accent becomes
- • Look for phrases marked with "Essential" - these are your priority
- • When in doubt, just say "Aye" and nod knowingly
The Ultimate Test
Try to decipher this authentic Scottish paragraph:
"Awright lads! Fit like? We're oan the bevvy the night at the local boozer. Ah'm fair clatty after that hike but ah'm pure buzzin' for a wee dram. Yer round first, ya bawbag! Sláinte! Efter a few, we'll be bladdered and awa' tae oor scratchers. Haud yer wheesht aboot the surprise for the stag, ya dobber!"
Translation: "Hello guys! How are you? We're going drinking tonight at the local pub. I'm quite dirty after that hike but I'm really excited for a whisky. It's your turn to buy first, you idiot! Cheers! After a few, we'll be drunk and going to bed. Be quiet about the surprise for the stag, you fool!"
❓ The FAQ
🤔 Frequently Asked Questions
Everything ye need to know but were too afraid to ask